Giant UFOs over Channel Island's, anybody been abducted by aliens?

I was abducted one night when I was very drunk. They bound my hands and forced me into their strange vehicle, it had flashing blue and red lights and it made a strange oscillating noise. The creatures that took me wore strange armour and funny domed hats with a silver star on the front. They took me to what I guessed was their home planet, I saw other Earthlings there, they were also bound by silver bracelets. The creatures asked me about my Earthly details, things like my name, date of birth, home address and telephone number seemed very important to them. They then put me in a small room and left me there for many hours. Finally after a very long time they decided to let me go, I was relieved but a little annoyed that I had to walk home. True story.